A Room without books...is blasphemy

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thewizardthatreads:

nowacceptingfirstborns:

brainstatic:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

thewizardthatreads

(long overdue reply) Yes? I was called? Are you implying that this would be something I would do? Hmmm. I guess it does sound like something I would do. AHEM! Sorry I wouldn’t do such a thing. I’m not Gandalf - I’m much hotter than Gandalf.

thewizardthatreads:

nowacceptingfirstborns:

brainstatic:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

thewizardthatreads

(long overdue reply) Yes? I was called? Are you implying that this would be something I would do? Hmmm. I guess it does sound like something I would do. AHEM! Sorry I wouldn’t do such a thing. I’m not Gandalf - I’m much hotter than Gandalf.

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90% of horse movies

girl:
*finds horse who is impaired in some way*
girl:
dad can I keep it
dad:
no there's no hope for it let's go
girl:
dad u idiot u don't get me
girl:
*visits horse in middle of the night*
*cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
dad:
how dare u
girl:
just let me prove to u this horse is special
girl:
*enters race*
girl:
*wins*
dad:
u make me so proud
horse:
*whinnies*